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Babyshower Pics

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Thank you to everyone who was able to come to our shower and also to those who were there in spirit if not in body. We hope to see you all soon! 09-11-22 Baby Shower

26 Weeks

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I'm almost to 6 months - 2/3 the way through. See some of you soon!

Funny email from Mom

Thanks for the laugh, mom. Here it is for all of your reading pleasure. Finally a use for forwards! :-)  Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A : Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should av...

25 Weeks

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Sorry for being so delinquent, between the Guster concert and then being in LA for a week, I missed a couple of photos. Here I am. No new news. Saw the doctor, everything's fine. Bradley classes are going well. In a week we're off to SLC for Thanksgiving.

"The Middle Wife"

Forward courtesy of Amanda The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.' 'First, Mom and Dad made him...

22 weeks

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Today I hit the 5 month mark. Here's the 22 week belly pic.

Why Pregnant Women Don't Tip Over

This one courtesy of Tina. STUDY ON WHY PREGNANT WOMEN DON’T TIP OVER WINS “IG NOBEL PRIZE” Anthropologist Liza Shapiro and two fellow researchers won an Ig Nobel Prize — an award dedicated to “achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think” — for a 2007 study on the evolutionary reasons pregnant women don’t tip over. By studying 19 pregnant women, they discovered that a woman’s lumbar, or lower back, curve extends across three vertebrae. In men, it extends across two. The joints between the vertebrae also are larger in females and angled differently to better support the extra weight. The full technical text .